I Hate Avocados Tee
I Hate Avocados Tee
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Size Guide
Size Guide
This comfy and casual t-shirt is a relaxed, standard fit, perfect for everyday Aussie wear.
Built to last with a ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder to shoulder tape, and double-needle hems. It is also preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.
Why not size up at no extra cost for a looser fit?
For more info see our size guide.

Care instructions
Care instructions
To keep your tee in the best condition, we recommend washing it inside-out in cold water and hanging it to dry. Avoid using a dryer as it can damage the print.
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C)
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
Shipping
Shipping
At T-Shirt Dealer, we're dedicated to getting your dopest tees to you as quickly and efficiently as possible!
Australia Shipping
Estimated Delivery Time: 3-10 business days
We ship to all states and territories within Australia. Shipping rate calculated at checkout. Free Shipping on orders over $100 AUD.
International Shipping
Estimated Delivery Time: 3-30 business days
Shipping rate calculated at checkout.
We currently ship to United Arab Emirates, Austria, Belgium, Canada, Switzerland, Czech Republic, Germany, Denmark, Spain, Finland, France, United Kingdom, Hong Kong, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, South Korea, Malaysia, Netherlands, Norway, New Zealand, Poland, Portugal, Sweden, Singapore, United States.
T-shirt Dealer is not responsible for any customs fees that an order may incur upon its arrival in the destination country. Customs fees are taxes that can sometimes be applied to imported shipments, based on each country’s import regulations.
Order Tracking
Order Tracking
Once your order has been dispatched, you will receive a shipping confirmation email that includes a tracking number.
You can use this tracking number to monitor the status of your delivery via the carrier's website.
If you encounter any issues with tracking your order, please get in touch.
Returns
Returns
T-Shirt Dealer is a print-on-demand company, which means that all products are unique and produced only once ordered.
In the rare case of a damaged product or a manufacturing error, we're sorry! T-Shirt Dealer offers a free reprint or a refund if you contact within 30 days of product delivery.
All you have to do is get in touch with our team here and provide a clear photo showing the issue. There is no need to return the damaged product.
Due to the print-on-demand nature of our business, we are currently unable to process returns or exchanges for mistakes in size, color, or if you change your mind. Please double-check your order details before completing your purchase!
In case of an unsuccessful delivery, you can opt for either a reprint with an extra charge or a partial refund. For DTG products, there is a tolerance of 0.5" for print placement, meaning that minor variations in the placement of the print will not be considered as defects.
🥑 Smashed avocado is so last decade. It's time to hate on the overhyped green fruit!
Are you sick of hearing about brunch, housing affordability, and whether that giant seed is really worth the effort? Then our "I FUCKING HATE AVOCADOS" t-shirt is your official uniform. This hilariously retro graphic features a smug, smiling avocado cartoon radiating pure joy, completely unaware of your deep, genuine distaste. The vintage poster style and bright, bold text make this a standout piece of inappropriate Aussie humour.
This tee is perfect for the grumpy bloke, the millennial who can't afford a house, or anyone who just prefers bacon over the slimy green stuff.
👕 Product Details:
📏 Fit: Relaxed, standard fit—perfect for everyday Aussie wear.
💜 Unisex: Our Tees are designed to look great on everyone.
🧽 Care: Machine washable.
🧶 Material: 100% Premium Cotton for maximum comfort and durability.
🛒 Why Buy From Us?
We don't just sell tees; we deal in premium quality, hilarious threads that are built to last.
💚 Ethically Sourced: Responsibly made in facilities committed to fair labour and sustainable practices. Wear it with a clear conscience.
☁️ Super Soft & Comfy: Made from premium cotton blends that feel incredible. Prepare for your new favourite tee.
💎 Premium Quality: Built tough with durable stitching and fade-resistant prints. They'll survive the wash, guaranteed.
🦘 Australia Proud: 100% Aussie-owned and inspired by our unique, daring culture.
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